Fun Quotes Book

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.

To be on foot in the United States is only immoral, not illegal

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there.

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.