Fun Quotes Book

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.

To die for an idea; it is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true!

Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word ‘safe’ that I wasn’t previously aware of.

The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives.

An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney can delay one even longer.

I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don’t have to waste your time voting.