Fun Quotes Book

That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life.

We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don’t know.

As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?