Fun Quotes Book

I am fine with stupidity. But not with people who make a career out of it.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

I hope that when I die, people say about me, ‘Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.

I’m not always right but I’m never wrong.

The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.

Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn’t immune to bullets.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple reason that he has to suffer for it