Fun Quotes Book

Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.

If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

It’s called civilization. Women invented it, and every time you men blow it all to bits, we just invent it again.

If living conditions don’t stop improving in this country, we’re going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men.

Doing nothing is very hard to do … you never know when you’re finished.

There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through… There needs to be a monster truck option.

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.

When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web…. Now even my cat has its own page.

There is in every village a torch - the teacher: and an extinguisher - the clergyman.

The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy - I mean that if you are happy you will be good.

An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.

I don’t mind being in a man’s world as long as I can be a woman in it.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.