Fun Quotes Book

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.

What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

Bombing for peace is like kinda like fucking for virginity.

If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

In the fight between you and the world, back the world.

Every crowd has a silver lining.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every moment of it.

Money can’t buy happiness, but neither can poverty.

I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.

The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Fools rush in where fools have been before.