Showing posts from April, 2008

Faith Whittlesey

Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.

Laurence J.Peter

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

Leo Tolstoy

Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

Bertrand Russell

Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.

Billy Crystal

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place

Willie Tyler

The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn’t there the second time.

James M. Barrie

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.

Samuel Goldwyn

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Rita Mae Brown

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

Aneurin Bevan

Virtue is its own punishment.