Showing posts from May, 2008

Andy Rooney

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Ethel Mumford

Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.

Beryl Pfizer

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.

Mark Twain

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.

Dame Edna Everage

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

Flloyd Dell

Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.

Evan Esar

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.


He’s simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

David T. Wolf

Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.

Helen Rowland

The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity.

EB White

People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust.