Andy Rooney Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps May 28, 2008 Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. Read more
Doug Larson Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps May 27, 2008 Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Read more
Ethel Mumford Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps May 26, 2008 Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person. Read more
Beryl Pfizer Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps May 25, 2008 I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on. Read more
Mark Twain Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps May 23, 2008 The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. Read more
Dame Edna Everage Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps May 17, 2008 Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. Read more
Flloyd Dell Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps May 13, 2008 Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything. Read more
Evan Esar Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps May 13, 2008 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow. Read more
Saki Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps May 13, 2008 He’s simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed. Read more
David T. Wolf Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps May 10, 2008 Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows. Read more
Helen Rowland Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps May 05, 2008 The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity. Read more
EB White Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps May 04, 2008 People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust. Read more