Fun Quotes Book

The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.

I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.

In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time.

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it.

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.