Showing posts from April, 2012

Leo Rosten

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can’t help it.

Sally Kempton

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist.

John Benfield

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

Thomas Alva Edison

There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking.

James Magary

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don’t add up.

George Ade

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.