Showing posts from January, 2008

Mark Twain

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

Elias Schwartz

Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.

Theodore Roosevelt

When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer ‘Present’ or ‘Not guilty.’

Clyde B. Aster

When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going to have a go at it anyway.

Robert Frost

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

Christopher Hampton

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.

John Russell

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

Doug Larson

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

Dick Cavett

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.

Jean Giraudoux

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made

Edgar Bergen

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Katharine Whitehorn

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.