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Anon

Why do banks charge you a “non sufficient funds” fee on money they already know you don’t have?

Anon

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.

Josh Billings

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.

05/25/11 - “Full tubes” - CAD Forums

Humanity: No chance of banding together for peace and love but give us someone/something to hate and we’ll march into the gates of hell arm in arm.

Arthur C. Clarke

The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.

Pete Holmes

I think the government made Facebook in an attempt to make privacy uncool. Think about that. I think that’s true ‘cause they don’t have to tap our phones or survey us when we just yield to them everything, just on our own free will. Home address? It’s a little weird, OK. Phone number? Call me. Photos? Photos of everyone I know? Here, let me tag those for you.

Willa Cather

The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.

Abraham Lincoln

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.

George Winters

If God had really intended men to fly, he’d make it easier to get to the airport.

Peter Drucker

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.

Mark Twain

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Iris Murdoch

Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.

Rita Mae Brown

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

Don Marquis

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

Kin Hubbard

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

Frank Herbert

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action

Frank Herbert

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action

Aneurin Bevan

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

Steven Wright

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?