Fun Quotes Book

Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it.

I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.

An expert is a person who avoids small errors as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy.

Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.

The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand.

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.