Fun Quotes Book

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.