Showing posts from February, 2014

Groucho Marx

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

Douglas Adams

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

Jean Kerr

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Brendan Gill

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

Gore Vidal

Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.