George Burns Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps December 09, 2011 It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps
Laurence J. Peter July 23, 2008 Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. Read more
Evan Esar July 05, 2008 Character is what you have left when you’ve lost everything you can lose. Read more
Thomas Szasz September 05, 2008 When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. Read more