Terry Pratchett Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps September 10, 2014 A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps
Rex Stout September 09, 2012 Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth. Read more
Lewis Black: The International House of Pancakes June 12, 2010 You’ll always feel good about your body when you go there — no matter what your body is — because there’s always someone there who weighs 350 pounds more than you’ll ever weigh. Read more
Abraham Lincoln September 18, 2008 ' Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Read more