Fun Quotes Book

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.