Fun Quotes Book

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

You get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word alone.

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.

If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we’d be too simple to understand it.

Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts.

An old man gives good advice in order to console himself that he can no longer set a bad example.