Rita Rudner
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
5 Reasons Discworld Is the Wildest Place Ever
For a good time, call Discworld.
The world isn’t roundMagic is real, and realisticNarrative causalityGods are real, except when nobody’s lookingIt will drive you insane
The world isn’t roundMagic is real, and realisticNarrative causalityGods are real, except when nobody’s lookingIt will drive you insane