Fun Quotes Book

The only thing I like about rich people is their money.

Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself.

To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way.

The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.

You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.

If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.

There is a rumor going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.