George Burns Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps April 15, 2014 If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps
Antoine de Saint-Exupery April 09, 2013 Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. Read more
George Carlin May 09, 2013 Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? Read more
Tom Lehrer September 15, 2008 I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. Read more