Fun Quotes Book

Free advice is worth the price.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.

I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.