Mitch Hedberg Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps February 04, 2012 I don’t have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps
Antoine de Saint-Exupery April 09, 2013 Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. Read more
Tom Lehrer September 15, 2008 I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. Read more
Bob Edwards February 20, 2011 Now I know what a statesman is; he’s a dead politician. We need more statesmen. Read more