Mitch Hedberg Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps February 04, 2012 I don’t have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps
Antoine de Saint-Exupery April 09, 2013 Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. Read more
Abraham Lincoln September 18, 2008 ' Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Read more
Lewis Black: The International House of Pancakes June 12, 2010 You’ll always feel good about your body when you go there — no matter what your body is — because there’s always someone there who weighs 350 pounds more than you’ll ever weigh. Read more