Anon Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps August 31, 2011 Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps
Antoine de Saint-Exupery April 09, 2013 Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. Read more
George Carlin May 09, 2013 Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? Read more
Lewis Black: The International House of Pancakes June 12, 2010 You’ll always feel good about your body when you go there — no matter what your body is — because there’s always someone there who weighs 350 pounds more than you’ll ever weigh. Read more