Fun Quotes Book

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.

Somebody has to do something, and it’s just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you’ll be surprised at how little you have.

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

Exercise relieves stress. Nothing relieves exercise.

There is no doubt that the first requirement for a composer is to be dead.

' Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they really don’t want it.

The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.

It is far easier to ask for and receive forgiveness than it is permission.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

I was the first American citizen to be elected to Congress in spite of the double drawbacks of being female and having skin darkened by melanin. When you put it that way, it sounds like a foolish reason for fame. In a just and free society it would be foolish.

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what you think it is you want to hear.

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.

Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can’t be taken on its own merits.

No one gossips about other people’s secret virtues.

You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty.

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.