Fun Quotes Book

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

He’s simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.

The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity.

People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust.