Fun Quotes Book

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.

An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s original, you will have to ram it down their throats.

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it’s right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.

There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.

A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.