Fun Quotes Book

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.

When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.

Walking isn’t a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.