Fun Quotes Book

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.

There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence.

The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren’t any space aliens. We can’t be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we’re not all there is. If so, we’re in big trouble.

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.