Fun Quotes Book

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.

Nobody believes the official spokesman… but everybody trusts an unidentified source.

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides.

Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn’t seem to be working.