Fun Quotes Book

When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion.

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

Free advice is worth the price.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.