Fun Quotes Book

I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

Free advice is worth the price.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.