Fun Quotes Book

We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man’s being unable to sit still in a room.

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.

Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

Why do you have a hot water heater when you don’t need to heat hot water?