Fun Quotes Book

Gray hair and baldness are hereditary. You get them from your children.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

Careful. We don’t want to learn from this.

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

The old know, the young Google.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.