Fun Quotes Book

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.