Fun Quotes Book

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem—neat, plausible, and wrong.

If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.

Getting caught is the mother of invention.