Fun Quotes Book

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

The average person thinks he isn’t.

You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth—anonymously and posthumously.

One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.

Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.

I went into a McDonald’s yesterday and said, ‘I’d like some fries.’ The girl at the counter said, ‘Would you like some fries with that?’