Fun Quotes Book

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer’s heart.

If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

To err is human—and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.