Fun Quotes Book

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cause accidents.

The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, “I wanna grow up and be a critic.”

No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money.