Fun Quotes Book

There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.

A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not be endured with patient resignation.

Here's a tip to avoid death by celebrity: First off, get a life. They can't touch you if you're out doing something interesting.

Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.