Fun Quotes Book

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

By a curious confusion, many modern critics have passed from the proposition that a masterpiece may be unpopular to the other proposition that unless it is unpopular it cannot be a masterpiece.

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth—anonymously and posthumously.

Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable than risk being happy.

I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.

Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.