Fun Quotes Book

I like life. It’s something to do.

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.

After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.

Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.

The time to relax is — when you don’t have time for it.

In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while the article is still on the presses.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.