Fun Quotes Book

It’s the great injustice of the atheist position: if we’re wrong about the afterlife, the rest of you have all of eternity to rub our noses in it; but if we’re right, no one will ever know.

Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.

There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes.

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.