Fun Quotes Book

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells… to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

You know ‘that look’ that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.

A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn’t see the clouds at all - he’s walking on them.

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.