Fun Quotes Book

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.

Creationists make it sound as though a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.

Money doesn’t always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.

Ignorance may be bliss but I wouldn’t know.

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone.

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.

If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon.

Infinite = How many times you screw up that your wife remembers for later use in totally unrelated disagreements.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.