Fun Quotes Book

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can’t help it.

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don’t add up.

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.