Fun Quotes Book

If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run - and often in the short one - the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative.

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.

Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.

I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father’s religion, if they can find out what it is.

After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it’s the exact opposite.

Speed kills, Love only infuriates.