Fun Quotes Book

The men the American public admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.

Nihilism is best done by professionals.

Normal is not something to aspire to, it’s something to get away from.

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?’

If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village; If you would know, and not be known, live in a city.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

Never explain—your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint a second time.

The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.

Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.

The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever.

Personally I’m always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.