Fun Quotes Book

Why do banks charge you a “non sufficient funds” fee on money they already know you don’t have?

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.

Humanity: No chance of banding together for peace and love but give us someone/something to hate and we’ll march into the gates of hell arm in arm.

The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.

I think the government made Facebook in an attempt to make privacy uncool. Think about that. I think that’s true ‘cause they don’t have to tap our phones or survey us when we just yield to them everything, just on our own free will. Home address? It’s a little weird, OK. Phone number? Call me. Photos? Photos of everyone I know? Here, let me tag those for you.

The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.

If God had really intended men to fly, he’d make it easier to get to the airport.

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?