Fun Quotes Book

A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts.

I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people.

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.

When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn’t the slightest intention of putting it into practice.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage — to move in the opposite direction.

There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it.

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn’t require any.

We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex—but Congress can.

Until you’ve lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was.

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users?

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

B eauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.